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"You owdacious puppy!"

He looked kind of hurt, and says:

"I'm surprised at you, m'am."

"You're s'rp -- Why, what do you reckon I am? I've a good notion to take

and -- say, what do you mean by kissing me?"

He looked kind of humble, and says:

"I didn't mean nothing, m'am. I didn't mean no harm. I -- I -- thought

you'd like it." ssssssssss

"Why, you born fool!" She took up the spinning-stick, and it looked like

it was all she could do to keep from giving him a crack with it. "What made

you think I'd like it?" ssssssssss

"Well, I don't know. Only, they -- they -- told me you would."

"They told you I would. Whoever told you 's another lunatic. I never

heard the beat of it. Who's they?" ssssssssss

"Why -- everybody. They all said so, m'am.''

It was all she could do to hold in; and her eyes snapped, and her fingers

worked like she wanted to scratch him; and she says:

"Who's 'everybody?' Out with their names -- or ther'll be an idiot short."

He got up and looked distressed, and fumbled his hat, and says:

"I'm sorry, and I warn't expecting it. They told me to. They all told me

to. They all said kiss her; and said she'll like it. They all said it -- every one

of them. But I'm sorry, m'am, and I won't do it no more -- I won't, honest."

"You won't, won't you? Well, I sh'd reckon you won't!"

"No'm, I'm honest about it; I won't ever do it again. Till you ask me."

"Till I ask you! Well, I never see the beat of it in my born days! I lay

you'll be the Methusalem-numskull of creation before ever I ask you -- or the

likes of you." ssssssssss

"Well," he says, "it does surprise me so. I can't make it out, somehow.

They said you would, and I thought you would. But--" He stopped and looked

around slow, like he wished he could run across a friendly eye, somewhere's; and

fetched up on the old gentleman's, and says, "Didn't you think she'd like me to

kiss her, sir?" ssssssssss

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