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and sobbing a little. There warn't no other sound but the scraping of the feet
on the floor, and blowing noses -- because people always blows them more at a
funeral than they do at other places except church.
When the place was packed full, the undertaker he slid around in his black
gloves with his softy soothering ways, putting on the
last touches, and getting people and things all ship-
shape and comfortable, and making no more sound
than a cat. He never spoke; he moved people
around, he squeezed in late ones, he opened up
passage-ways, and done it all with nods, and signs
with his hands. Then he took his place over against
the wall. He was the softest, glidingest, stealthiest
man I ever see; and there warn't no more smile to
him than there is to a ham. ssssssssss
They had borrowed a melodeum -- a sick one; and
when everything was ready, a young woman set
down and worked it, and it was pretty skreeky and
colicky, and everybody joined in and sung, and
Peter was the only one that had a good thing, ac-
cording to my notion. Then the Reverend Hobson
opened up, slow and solemn, and begun to talk;
and straight off the most outrageous row busted out
in the cellar a body ever heard; it was only one dog,
but he made a most powerful racket, and he kept it
up, right along; the parson he had to stand there, over the coffin, and wait -- you
couldn't hear yourself think. It was right down awkward, and nobody didn't
seem to know what to do. But pretty soon they see that long-legged undertaker
make a sign to the preacher as much as to say, "Don't you worry -- just depend
on me." Then he stooped down and begun to glide along the wall, just his
shoulders showing over the people's heads. So he glided along, and the pow-wow
and racket getting more and more outrageous all the time; and at last, when he
had gone around two sides of the room, he disappears down cellar. Then, in
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